- Step one — Place test subject on bed.
- Step two — Undress test subject.
- Step three — Unzip fly.
- Step four — Get on top of test subject.
- Step five — Do the funky chicken.
- Step six — Observe test subject's spine and see if it glows.
- Step seven — Repeat as necessary.
However, after being asked to test the whole fleet (including Saul Tigh and William Adama himself), Baltar devised a new method involving nuclear warheads and the like.